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Official merchandise of Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, & Sketchy Services, featuring its most infamous memes.

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Sad Sales Squirted Couch Pin by The Roving HouseA customer's display of the couch pin on a hand-drawn background.
Sad Sales Squirted Couch Enamel Pin Sale price$15.00
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A vinyl sticker on a laptop of a bright yellow schoolbus. The side of the bus reads "IT'S FOR CHURCH, SWEETIE" and it has a red stop sign that says "NEXT!!"
"It's for Church, Sweetie" Bus Vinyl Sticker Sale price$4.00
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A sticker featuring a red circle and slash over a tan pyramid, which reads "MLM".
"No MLMs" Vinyl Sticker Sale price$4.00
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One bag to rule them all

Take your collection on the road

A black canvas Ita tote displaying enamel pins. The tote is big enough to hold vinyl records, a jacket, or a change of clothes.
A black canvas Ita tote showing only one enamel pin inside. The tote is big enough to hold vinyl records, a jacket, or a change of clothes.
Two round enamel pins with The Roving House silver snail and bindle logo. One is white, and one is black.
A closeup of the canvas Rover Ita Pin Bag's pin panel peeled away, revealing velcro and a "Made In USA" snail & bindle tag.
A view inside the unzipped Rover Ita Pin Bag, showing a vinyl record inside.
A view behind the Rover Ita Pin Bag's pin panel, showing the labeled "Secret Pocket".
A view inside the unzipped Rover Ita Pin Tote, showing inner panels and a cell phone pocket.
A closeup of the Rover Ita Pin Tote, showing the Roving House snail logo on a tag, a heavy-duty zipper, and a D-ring for holding keys.
A white Rover Ita Pin Tote displaying enamel pins and colorful vinyl records.
The Rover Ita Pin Tote Bag by The Roving House
The Rover Ita Pin Tote Bag by The Roving House

The Rover Ita Pin Tote Bag

Sale price$170.00 Regular price$190.00
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Color:DISPLAY MODEL black bag / black pin

A bold, modern way to display your enamel treasures.

Sturdy shoulder straps, zipper closure, and easy access to your pin display give this unisex bag enduring appeal, while the minimalist look puts your pins at center stage.

Our limited edition bags are proudly made in the USA and come with numbered hard enamel snail pins.

Take your collection to the next level - out your door, for a day or night on the town.

Details

  • Fully designed and made in the USA
  • 100% cotton canvas fabric / vegan-friendly
  • Ample room for a laptop, records, or your daily haul
  • External D-ring for keys
  • Built-in liner and cover secure with Velcro
  • Black bag comes with exclusive black snail logo pin / white comes with white. (Other pins not included.)
  • DISPLAY MODEL bag has been used and handled at in-person events &has light wear on the plastic window, and is therefore offered at a discount. This is our last in-stock bag for the season.

Dimensions

  • Height: 16.5"
  • Width: 15.75"
  • Shoulder strap height: 12.5"

An artist-run company

We create original designs and source unusual art from antiquity. We think the pieces you wear and collect should be unique expressions of you.

Feel the difference

We're proud of our work, and we want it to last. Our materials are thoughtfully sourced so you can enjoy our products for years to come.

You'll love it, or we'll fix it

As a husband-and-wife team, we work every day to make your order perfect. If we don't get it right, just let us know.