"Vegetables Feel No Pain" T-shirt

If you had a nickel for every time you heard someone tell you that carrots are just as alive as cows and they scream when pulled from the ground, you could easily purchase this delightful shirt with those nickels and show those meatballs what's what. This shirt features a scientifically accurate diagram of vegetables (and fruits, and fungi) feeling no pain. Never again will you find yourself on the losing end of the timeless "Does Broccoli Have a Central Nervous System" debate.

Printed on American Apparel fine jersey shirts. Unisex fit. They run a bit small, so order up if you like looser clothing, or check the size chart.